because jokes
and humor is medicine...
duck pose
Why did the yogi get fired from her job as a cashier?
because she kept saying change comes from within.
What’s a pirate’s least favorite yoga pose?
the plank pose.
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.
doctor: You're not eating properly
Patient: Doctor, I’m hearing a ringing sound?
doctor: then answer the phone.
Why did the bagel struggle in meditation class?
it couldn’t find its center.
What do you call a mindful wolf?
aware wolf.
(well that's one point of view)
What did the doctor prescribe to the patient who couldn’t stop breaking wind?
a kite
What did one mindful meditator say to the other mindful meditator?
are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?
Why do meditation experts stay away from vacuum cleaners?
too many attachments.
(this joke is a bit of a stretch)
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
for a dizzy spell.
Why did the yogi refuse lidocaine?
to transcend dental medication.
What did the Yogi say to the hot dog vendor?
make me one with everything.
(this joke has endless pastabilities)